One of my friends who attends a local evangelical baptist church said that the church members gathered to watch Tim Tebow's latest game. They were shattered by his loss, which apparently caused a bit of religious doubt among them.
Of course we all know why Tebow lost.
God probably caught him masturbating ... again. Or maybe he was just dancing with himself... hard to tell while looking down from Heaven.
http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1024017-tim-tebow-without-a-girlfriend-sexless-and-tearless
