Ms. Dominique

Ms. Dominique
Ms. Dominique

Friday, April 5, 2013

"Quote of the Day" Andrew Breitbart

Ms. Dominique tweets her "Quote of the Day" 

 
Ann Coulter is living proof that you can’t make a silk purse out of a horse’s ass — Andrew Breitbart
 
   [ this is, of course, a variation on the old chestnut: 
         "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"--f.y.i. ]
“Not many people are aware of the fact that Ann Coulter and Andrew Breitbart had a love/hate relationship that developed (especially for Ann) into a Hate/Hate relationship.
 
“It’s pretty clear that they must have had some kind of romantic relationship, because it is impossible to hate a man that much who you haven’t blown in the men’s room of a four-star luxury hotel.
 
“This quote is actually the ‘official’ version. The original quote—taken verbatim from the video is this:
 
Ann Coulter is living proof that you can’t make a silk purse out of a whore… oops! … I meant meant to say, ‘Ann Coulter is living proof that you can’t make a silk purse out of a horse’s ass.’ Sorry about that.
 
“Anyway. After Andrew died suddenly, many liberals came forward to say ‘good riddance.’ And so Ann felt compelled to attack Matt Taibbi and come to the defense of Breitbart and his legacy, as in this:
 

Ms. Dominique tweets for Creatives



Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love

 “But when it comes to writing, and all of the things that I've sort of been thinking about writing, I ask myself ‘Why? Why am I doing this? … Again?’ 

“You know, does it make sense? On the other hand, is it rational that somebody should be afraid of the work that they were put on this Earth to do? Sweet Suffering Jesus! What do people want of me?”

Thursday, April 4, 2013

Ms. Dominique tweets: Getting Your Book Made into a Movie



Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love

“Love the work. Don’t worry about your product. Disney will do what it wants with your book, regardless of what your contract says. So just love the work.”

Wednesday, April 3, 2013

Ms. Dominique tweets for Wind (Spiritual)



Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love

“In ancient Greece, people did not believe that creativity came from the human spirit, OK? People believed that creativity was this divine wind that came into human beings from some distant & unknowable source, for distant & unknowable reasons. The Greek philosopher Pythagorus believed that beans were divine, because they caused this wind. Pythagoras later risked death rather than run through a bean field, fearing that he might injure the sacred beans. (He died when his enemies caught up with him)

“Yep, that’s the Greeks for you. Always an answer for everything. Not always a good answer, but an answer. “

Tuesday, April 2, 2013

Ms. Dominique tweets for Spiced Rum



 Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love

Ms. Dominique tweets for Spiced Rum:

“I should just spell it out bluntly, because we're all kind of friends here — it's very likely that my greatest success is behind me. And I’m not talking about my shapely ass. Oh, sweet suffering Jesus, what a thought! You know, it's these kinds of thoughts that could lead a person to start drinking vodka at six o'clock in the morning, and I don't like vodka. Spiced rum, maybe … but not vodka.”


Monday, April 1, 2013

Ms. Dominique tweets for Freaks



Ms. Dominique tweets for Freaks, Freakishness & Banality

“Hey, you know, like check it out! I'm pretty young. I'm only about 35 years old. I still have maybe another two decades of work left in me. And it's very likely that anything and everything I write from this point on is gonna be judged by the New York Literati as the novel that came after the so-called ‘freakish banality’ of my last book … right? Like I could never write that well again? Well fuck them! I can do freakish banality again — and even better in my next book.”

Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love