”Eat, Pray, Lick a Frog”
"If you could clear out all that empty space in your
mind, you would have a doorway to The Universe. And once you open that door,
you know what The Universe would do? Rush in looking for its car keys." — Albert Einstein, Physicist
“On page 35 she said, ‘He just folded my dainties...’ And I
thought: Oh my God baby, you are in so much trouble. Only a professional
massage therapist should do that.” — Zasu Pitts, Actress
“Anne, … you really thought this book was ‘rich in spiritual
insights’ … really? Which book were you reading? I think this book is about as
spiritual as a head of cabbage.” – Emma
Goldman, Anarchist Organizer
“She believes that the Holy Truth of her whole adventure is
there in that one line: ‘God dwells within you... as you.’ Sorry, Honey. God's
not interested in watching your phony mime-like impression of how a spiritual
person behaves. He just wants the whole thing to be over, as soon as possible.
Unfortunately, God can be very patient.” — Helen
Keller, Socialist and Author
[Based on her description of a threesome with two Italian
brothers in Rome]
"Then when I took a closer look at this place [Rome?]
at the chaos it has endured — the way it has been adapted, ravaged, pillaged
and yet it found a way to build itself back up again. This place is a miracle”
-- Dr. David Livingstone, Scottish
Missionary to Africa and amateur Gynecologist.
“I’ve seen more true spirituality in instructional messages
written by Polish boys on the walls of a public toilet” — Pope John Paul II, Leading Roman Papist
“We men have been criticized for centuries for ‘thinking
with our dicks’ but this dumb blonde really seems to think that God has taken
up residence in her twat. At least that’s where she thinks those loud,
invisible voices are coming from.” – Casey
Stengel, Baseball Enthusiast
“Can you imagine a life more self-centered and trivial? I
can’t. And I died in Los Angeles, surrounded by my entourage.” – Michael Jackson, Singer
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