Ms. Dominique

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Ms. Dominique

Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Advance Praise (from Angels in Heaven) for the Spiritual Bestseller: ”Eat, Pray, Lick a Frog”


Advance Praise (from Angels in Heaven) for the Spiritual Bestseller:
 ”Eat, Pray, Lick a Frog”

"If you could clear out all that empty space in your mind, you would have a doorway to The Universe. And once you open that door, you know what The Universe would do? Rush in looking for its car keys." — Albert Einstein, Physicist

“On page 35 she said, ‘He just folded my dainties...’ And I thought: Oh my God baby, you are in so much trouble. Only a professional massage therapist should do that.” — Zasu Pitts, Actress

“Anne, … you really thought this book was ‘rich in spiritual insights’ … really? Which book were you reading? I think this book is about as spiritual as a head of cabbage.” – Emma Goldman, Anarchist Organizer

“She believes that the Holy Truth of her whole adventure is there in that one line: ‘God dwells within you... as you.’ Sorry, Honey. God's not interested in watching your phony mime-like impression of how a spiritual person behaves. He just wants the whole thing to be over, as soon as possible. Unfortunately, God can be very patient.” — Helen Keller, Socialist and Author

[Based on her description of a threesome with two Italian brothers in Rome]
"Then when I took a closer look at this place [Rome?] at the chaos it has endured — the way it has been adapted, ravaged, pillaged and yet it found a way to build itself back up again. This place is a miracle” -- Dr. David Livingstone, Scottish Missionary to Africa and amateur Gynecologist. 

“I’ve seen more true spirituality in instructional messages written by Polish boys on the walls of a public toilet” — Pope John Paul II, Leading Roman Papist

“We men have been criticized for centuries for ‘thinking with our dicks’ but this dumb blonde really seems to think that God has taken up residence in her twat. At least that’s where she thinks those loud, invisible voices are coming from.” – Casey Stengel, Baseball Enthusiast

“Can you imagine a life more self-centered and trivial? I can’t. And I died in Los Angeles, surrounded by my entourage.” – Michael Jackson, Singer

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