Spiritual affirmations for you

Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Oprah!

Always be affirmative. Don’t just ask the Universe what you want. Tell the Universe what you want! Like right now I’d like another glass of wine. And I’m just saying it out loud so the Universe can hear me. It’s not like I want you to hear this too. Yep, another glass of wine would be really great right now.  I hope the Universe is listening. What do you think? Do you think the Universe is thinking about getting me a glass of wine. I hope so. For your sake.

How to Lose… unnecessary weight

Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Oprah!

Sometimes my friends try to guess my weight or talk about my losing weight. I’ve found it’s much easier to drop my friends than drop my pounds. Besides, since God is everywhere and in everything, the more I weigh the closer I get to God. I’m just sayin….

Life is a race

 Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Oprah!

You should run full speed into Life. That’s what I do. But watch out for that … wall. Ooops. Too late.

Overcoming the weariness of life

 Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Oprah!

I think the problem here is that you’re tired. Your battery needs a recharge. Here, let me attach these clips & wires to your nipples. There, that's right. We’ll get you up and going again in nothing flat.

Having it all

 Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Oprah!

People say, “You can’t have everything!” But how do they know that? As for me, I plan to take my best shot at it. Hey, wait! What’s that you’re hiding behind your back?

New experiences can be fun!

Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Oprah!

Every new experience in life gives you a chance to create and to sort of “paint your own canvas” as my private art tutor says. Everyone has this same ability. So as you paint my kitchen with that bright lime-green paint, remember this: Your painting says so much about your life. Try longer strokes. That’s it!