Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Rick Warren:
The purpose in living--your whole point of being alive--is to evolve into the person you need to be. So put one flipper up onto the beach. Then wiggle up on the sand. Now the other flipper. That’s it. Now stop to enjoy the wonder of it all. I know I am. Just wonder what you would taste like with a light glaze of bread crumbs and a bottle of white wine.