Ms. Dominique

Ms. Dominique
Ms. Dominique

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Ms. Dominique says:

Ms. Dominique tweets:

What my last boyfriend said:
 "‘Lovin’ you. That was a real job, and I did it real great, but now it’s all over.” 

"Problem is, you can’t accept that his ‘lovin’ you’ has such a short shelf life.

“If you are me, then you’re like a dog who keeps trying to hump his leg, over and over again. But baby – If you can’t cut the mustard, you’re just lickin’ the lid. It’s like you’re chewin’ at the empty tin can, trying to get more beanie-weenies out of it. And if you’re not real careful, that tin can’s gonna get stuck on your nose and make life miserable. Not to mention the Lock-Jaw. So stop it.”

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