Spiritual Advice, in the manner of Oprah!
My philosophy is that life is an unending stream of moments, and you are responsible for being the best that you can be in those moments. So take some time for yourself. Light some candles and fill your bathtub with warm water. Lie down in that warm water and begin to imagine what you can do to make your life more like mine. Yes, that would do it. It should put you in a perfect position to realize how you’ve wasted this moment. And the next.