Ms. Dominique

Ms. Dominique
Ms. Dominique

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Love is Like an Anal Probe

Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love
Ms. Dominique tweets:  Love is Like an Anal Probe

“The mysterious magnet is either there, buried somewhere deep inside the coccyx, or it is not. 

"When it isn't there (as I have learned in the past, with heart-rending clarity) you can no more force it to exist than … than a space alien can force an abductee to accept an anal probe (in an unguarded moment) from the wrong donor — like one of the 8’ tall Grey aliens from a star in Orion. The short greys from Uranus, maybe. But not the tall Greys. Just no way that could work, believe me. Been there, done that…“

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