Ms. Dominique

Ms. Dominique
Ms. Dominique

Wednesday, April 10, 2013

Ms. Dominique tweets: On Looking for God (in all the wrong places)

Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love

"You need to look for God. Look for God the way a man with his nuts on fire looks for water hose (and not just to suck it). 

"God is not hiding from you. Right now I can see him standing behind the living room curtains. He’s wearing sandals and his toenails are dirty. His dirty, dirty toenails. He could sure use a pedicure."

"I think he's waiting to jump out and yell 'BOOO' !

"Yep, he has been waiting 2,000 years just to pull this one gag."

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