Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“I look at God the same way the English Romantic Poets did — just like William Wordsworth and Percy Shelley. I see God everywhere in Nature. My own personal mantra to Nature & God is this:
“Just the same way the Hindus admire & enjoy watching the morning sunlight as it amuses itself on the sacred waters of the Ganges river, I love God and I want to watch God play in my pee stream. I'm just sayin' I want to. Don't judge me."