Ms. Dominique

Ms. Dominique
Ms. Dominique

Thursday, April 11, 2013

Ms. Dominique tweets: On Looking for God

Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love

“In the end, what I believe about God is simple. It's like this — I used to have this really, really great dog. She came from the city pound. She was a mix of about ten breeds, but she was the toughest bitch I ever met. Except maybe for Kathy Griffin. She was brown. The dog, I mean.

“When people ask me, ‘What kind of dog do you have?’ I always give the same answer: ‘She's a brown dog.’ 

"Similarly, when the question is asked, ‘What kind of God do you believe in?’ my answer is easy: ‘I just told you. She’s a brown dog! What are you…dyslexic? Or maybe you’re just a retard … like your kids.’”

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