Ms. Dominique

Ms. Dominique
Ms. Dominique

Monday, March 25, 2013

Ms. Dominique tweets for Dealing with that Mr. Time Guy

 Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love

“Time, if you keep chasing it hard, will drive you to death. 

"Mr. Time — when pursued like a bad habit — will behave like one: always moving one room ahead of you, changing its name and hair color to elude you, slipping out the back door of the hotel just as you’re running through the lobby with your newest court-ordered paternity test, and — more often than not — he’s leaving only an empty bottle of lotion and a used condom in the ashtray to taunt you. 

“One day I’ll catch that lousy son-of-a-bitch, and then—POW!”

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