Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“Where did you get that idea we’re not allowed to petition the universe with prayer? We are all part of the same universe. You live here, too – and you are entitled to take part in the actions of the universe, and to let it know how you feel about stuff.
“So get your opinion out there. Do it in a public place with lots of people, like maybe a church. Make your feelings known. Believe me—your prayer will at least be taken into consideration. And it gives the rest of us a chance to laugh at you."