Ms. Dominique
tweets her "Quote of the Day"
“Last night I had a strange dream. I went out with some
friends from work and they were talking about a contest at a local bar downtown
called the “Not Gay Anymore” contest. They decided that I should enter the
contest because—being straight—I would almost certainly win.
“So we all went downtown and I entered the contest. There
were six gay guys in the contest and me. The contest involved kissing several
women and having them rate you on a scale of 1 to 10. The first woman who came
up to me looked like Archie
Panjabi, the actress
who plays Kalinda on the tv show The Good Wife.
“We started kissing and, after a few minutes, she started to
have this massive orgasm: her legs buckled and she almost fell before I caught
her.
“Seconds later there were five more women in line, all
waiting to kiss me.”
“This contest took about an hour, and at the end (even
though none of the other women had orgasms) I was the clear winner of the “Not
Gay Anymore” contest.
“The bar owner gave me a coupon for free chili fries and he
named a sandwich after me. It is called: The Amazing Early Whirly ‘Not Gay Anymore’
Taco-dog sandwich. It is made with a hard shell taco, stuffed with cheese and
lettuce, and a hot dog forced in. And then chili is poured over it until the
taco shell cracks.
“Yes, this is what my dreams are like.”
2 comments:
Well.... at least some of the time.
Okay, okay... most of the time.
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