Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“When I get lonely these days, I think:
‘So I’m lonely. So what! Learn your way around loneliness. Make a game of it.
Sit on its face. Kick it in the crotch. Make it your bitch.’
“That’s how it is. Welcome to life on earth, as we know it. But never use another person's body or emotions as a scratching post for your own unfulfilled yearnings.
"Unless he begs for it. Hard. Make that useless prick cry real tears. At least that’s what my Momma says."