Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“Every couple has the potential over the long haul to become a small and isolationist nation of two — They create their own small culture and their own personal language, and sometimes even their own moral code, to which no one else can be privy. And when Mexican immigrants try to climb over the fence, they are allowed to shoot them … no questions asked….
“Oh wait, here is the gun … now it’s your turn. Remember to aim for the white of their eyes. Shoot before they get over the fence, so the body falls back into Mexico. Less clean up that way.”