Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“A true soul mate is probably the most important person you'll ever meet, because they tear up your walls and in the morning they smack your ass until you’re awake. But to live with a soul mate? No way! It’s too painful.
“Soul mates, they come in and out of your life — mostly just long enough to shoot another layer of themselves on your tits, and then they leave.
"They always leave … the bastards!”