Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“If I love you, I will carry for you all your pain, I will assume for you all your debts (public and private), I will protect you from your own ignorance and insecurity, I will foist upon you all sorts of good qualities that you could never actually cultivate in yourself. And I will buy Christmas presents for your entire family. Yes, even for your aunt with the funny Hitler moustache. And also your nephew with the gold ring piercing his lower-lip."