Spiritual Advice in the manner of
Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“I’m here. I love you. I
don’t care if you need to cry all night, I will stay with you. There’s nothing
you can ever do to lose my love. You can’t get rid of me. I will protect you
until you die, and after you’re dead I will still protect you. I will cremate
your body and piss on your ashes. And I will keep your ashes in a Prince Albert
cigar box. That’s how much I love you. I am stronger than depression and I am
braver than loneliness and nothing can ever exhaust me. At least that’s what my
next boyfriend will say."
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