Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“I’m here. I love you. I don’t care if you need to cry all night, I will stay with you. There’s nothing you can ever do to lose my love. You can’t get rid of me. I will protect you until you die, and after you’re dead I will still protect you. I will cremate your body and piss on your ashes. And I will keep your ashes in a Prince Albert cigar box. That’s how much I love you. I am stronger than depression and I am braver than loneliness and nothing can ever exhaust me. At least that’s what my next boyfriend will say."