Ms. Dominique tweets about Cher

“And falling in Love! Oh, yeah, I know exactly what that really feels like. Talk about trying to solve all your man problems real fast. Falling head-over-high-heels will do it. I was in love. So I wrote this on his Facebook page:  

This person is the purpose of my life, the father of my future children [… blah, blah, blah, …] and we have cycled through thousands of lifetimes to get to each other across oceans of time 

“And then he dumped me!

"... it's kind of like that Cher music video "If I could turn back time." Especially the part where she rides the big guns on that battleship (the USS Iowa? The HFH Dutchman?  I don’t recall). That one sailor in the video seems to like her. I see it in his eyes. I can tell about these things.

"But it's also a really aggressive thing she does to men—to impale yourself on them... Repeatedly. And no wonder it often ends with one or the other person starting to feel suffocated and devoured. Or at least choked and eaten out. Or handcuffed, ball-gagged and sucked dry. It's a mental & physical assault--do you know what I mean by that? How dare you try not to be what I decided you are! Just try it!

“Now it all seems like a nightmare, or like that scene from Basic Instinct where the police shine a black light on the sheets, the walls, the curtains—and they illuminate the bodily fluids that stain the former purity of our Precious Moments wallpaper, bedspread, and matching pillows. Even the Precious Moments lampshade is badly stained with man-splouge, woman-splouge, and maybe even a few Ricky Santorums....”