“Americans have a strange inability to relax in the
sheer pleasure of the moment. Ours is an entertainment-seeking nation, but not
particularly a pleasure-seeking one—except maybe for Bill Shatner and Flavor
Flav, and maybe Candice Bergen and Carrot Top. (Sorry I put that image in your
head!)
“Americans spend billions on themselves and are
amused with everything from porn to theme parks, which is why I am investing
big $$$ in Ron Jeremy’s new Porno Theme Park.
“But wanking off most of the time … that’s just not
the same thing as a quiet evening’s enjoyment. Just ask the Brits. Americans
work harder and longer, and longer and harder, and more and more stressful
hours than anyone in the world today, except maybe the middle-aged hookers who
work Moscow’s Red Square. Americans feel much more happy and fulfilled in their
little shabby offices than they do in their own homes. I guess most Americans
must be really, really dumb.”
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