“I love my pizza so very, very much. In fact, I have come to believe (in my insatiable desire) that my pizza might actually love me, in return! I am having a loving and all-consuming relationship with this big Meat Lover’s Pizza, from Pizza Hut, and it’s almost an affair…. Or is it the pizza delivery guy? … It’s hard sometimes to keep them straight.
“All I know is that I love being rolled, hand-tossed, and pounded. Not to mention getting my crust stuffed.”