Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”
“Once the initial madness of lust has passed, and we are face to face with each other as dimwitted fools, how can any of us find the ability to love and forgive one another? That is the true test of love. So, are we okay now? … Good! So let’s do it like they do it on the Discovery Channel.
"... And can my brown dog watch us? … Hey, you really are a sport!
“There’s hardly a more gracious and noble gift that we can offer a lover than to accept them fully and completely—flaws and all, and to love them despite themselves. At least until morning comes and we see them all flaccid & smelly in the full light of day.”