Spiritual Advice in the manner of Elizabeth Gilbert’s “Eat, Pray, Love”

Ms. Dominique tweets for Marriage

“We just keep on trying to create a complete human. We join together in sexual union, time and time again, to try to recreate Aristophanes' two-headed, eight-limbed figure. No matter how ill-advised it could be--we join together to make a whole person out of two. It's like an experiment.

"Or you could have three heads and twelve limbs if you marry a pair of Siamese twins. Or you could have three heads, too, if your boyfriend and his really hot brother have an open mind. It’s important to keep your options open in these situations.”