Ms. Dominique
tweets for Marriage
“Marriage
has a life-energy of its own, just like a bonsai tree. It's a small tree
crammed into a clay pot with trimmed roots and badly clipped limbs. Mind
you, a bonsai can live for centuries, and their odd, unearthly beauty is a
direct result of such constriction. Nobody would ever mistake a bonsai for a
free-climbing rope vine ... except maybe Tarzan. He was weird like that sometimes.
“Cheetah the chimp was my favorite actor from the
old Tarzan movies. It seems funny, but he outlived everyone else who acted in those films. He lived
and loved for many years. It must be the health benefits of constant self-pleasuring.
And the happiness that comes of flinging feces on the tourists who stare at you
through the bars.
“And before Cheetah died, he was able to piss on
Tarzan’s grave. Yeah, that too.”
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