Ms. Dominique tweets for Marriage
“Marriage has a life-energy of its own, just like a bonsai tree. It's a small tree crammed into a clay pot with trimmed roots and badly clipped limbs. Mind you, a bonsai can live for centuries, and their odd, unearthly beauty is a direct result of such constriction. Nobody would ever mistake a bonsai for a free-climbing rope vine ... except maybe Tarzan. He was weird like that sometimes.
“Cheetah the chimp was my favorite actor from the old Tarzan movies. It seems funny, but he outlived everyone else who acted in those films. He lived and loved for many years. It must be the health benefits of constant self-pleasuring. And the happiness that comes of flinging feces on the tourists who stare at you through the bars.
“And before Cheetah died, he was able to piss on Tarzan’s grave. Yeah, that too.”