Ms. Dominique tweets for a healthy colon:
“Why do people always look so serious in Yoga class?
When you make serious faces, like this ___!!! you scare away the good energies. When
you try to meditate, you must smile. You can always call the good energies with
a big smile.
“Smile with your face, smile with your mind, and all
of the good energies will come to you and clean away all of your dirty energies
-- your dirty, dirty energies. You know the ones. You can even smile with your
liver, and with your adrenal glands, and your colon, too. Just do it. If you’re
too serious, you make yourself sick. So smile instead. Make your colon happy.
Remember, an empty colon is like a happy mind. Sometimes your mind just needs
to take a good, healthy shit. That’s all. It can only help-- mainly by taking
all that pressure off your brain.”
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